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a lot of days when i’m here at the store by myself, i get the pallet jack out and skooter around in the store..and i’ve become quiet good at it. if i were to clock myself with radar, i would say i’m going app 15 mph at top speed, and 8 or so in corners. yes, i know this is lame, but ohhh so much fun! so i challenge each and everyone of you guys to a race. he/she who has the best time gets a free stainless steel 1/4-20 x 1” socket head cap screw, and a matching washer and bolt!  so come on with it, and bring it on!

so jason is at some manager meeting elsewhere, and dax left to make a couple of sales calls, which leaves me here alone. so i’m bored. i’m waiting on emily to call me about my house(the one i’m trying to sell). she showed it to someone last wednesday, and she said they really liked it and wanted to see it again on saturday. then she called me sunday and said they were probably going to make an offer monday, which i havnt heard about yet, and today is tuesday. but emily did just send me a text a few minutes ago saying, “Hey, i’m going to call you in a sec”. lol, i’m like great! thanks for letting me know. i guess she wanted me to be ready for some really good news. ok prob not, i’m sure she’ll be like “oh, they want to give you 10k less than what you want. hopefully it will be a good offer though, one that i can’t turn down. and THEN, this stupid house will be out of my sight, out of my mind. alright, well i just got busy, so i’m going back to work.

i just saw a camo fiddle on cmt. i guess i need to explain now what i was doing watching cmt. well, i was scrolling through the channels, and a stupid garth brooks song caught my attention because these people were dancing all crazy and shit. and then i just got to lazy to move my hand approx. 20 inches. yeah...i know. and i’ll go ahead and beat daniel to this, “i remember when i used to wear cowboy boots when i first met daniel, and had big belt buckles.” no, i never really had that attire, but thats what he always says. meg posted something on her blog awhile back, some little clips of some clay-mation. “The adventures of Mark Twain.” daniel, i think you would appreciate them most. i’m going to try to find them really quick.

found them! i prefer the beginning of the first one, and then the last two the most, but over all i enjoyed it just because it reminds me of some things that i watched as a wee lad. enjoy

as i watch “The Last Samurai”, i realize i havnt really ever heard much about it. for some reason i think i heard that it sucked. but i disagree. however, i started watching in the middle of it, but i wish i started at the beginning. maybe its just the fact that i like some ‘real’ kung fu samurai shit, rather than the jackie chan stuff. even donatello(turtle) has more ninja in him than chan. i like this movie, and i think they did a good job on this last fighting scene that ive seen. its not over yet, so it could still suck. but as of right now...i agree with tom cruises character...i would totally be a ninja too. fucking ninjas kick ass. i used to have rubber nun chucks, till i hit my balls...i threw them away.

the last legion looks good.

EEEEDDDDDIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!

FUCKING BULLSHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK?? ITS ONLY FUCKING FAIR TO PLAY FUCKING FAIR!! 

P.S. this blog is rated pg13, i think.

p.s.s. i hate sad fucking endings. damn you tom cruise, damn you! couldnt you have sexual relations with that chick you made eyes with the whole movie? you know, the one that you killed her hubby?

who knows? i never can understand why people do the things they do. it seems like often i bend over backwards for people, so that they will end up ahead. but often i notice i get fucked over. hank hill just said “its about knowing the difference between right and wrong”.  sounds about right. i mean, how to people not see right and wrong? 

so this is how the day went yesterday:
i got to ride along with scott(supervisor) and deliver things. i didnt get to drive any, because my license was expired, which i didnt really care to. its a lot better just sitting in the passenger seat and let someone else figure out where to go next. it was hot. i worked a little over 12 hours, which isnt anything special, just throwing it in there. i was having dinner with brooke, so i was ready to get off work. so anyway, i go home, take a shower, get ready, go pick up brooke, drive to chilis, sit down, and the waitress came.

she asked what we wanted to drink. by the way, i had been craving a nice cold beer all day long. i could taste it more and more after every stop. my heart was set on it.

so, now that i’m sitting at the dinner table, with that one beer on my mind, she asked for our drinks. brooke ordered her beer, since it was 2 for 1 i said id just drink one of those. gave the waitress my id, and she said “sir, this id is expired.”.  my life flashed before my eyes, my heart sank to the bottom of the ocean, tears formed in my eyes like when they shot ol’ yellar. i was baffled, i didnt know what to do! i wanted my beer!

i hope that painted a picture for you good enough. however, i snuck drinks from brookes beers while the waitress wasnt around...so i still got my beer, plus one more. so it turned out good after all.

so today, i went and renewed my license so ups will let me drive again.

i did a little tweakin to the site, and made it a little more “manly”. good idea brooke, i think everyone will like the change.

so, after my fat ass is getting lazier, and what not, i’m going to do the navy seals workout that geoff is doing.

i got this thing i consider my only art of fucking people over.

will someone bring me some food here in a little bit when i’m hungry?
i have no way of doing anything in return, mainly because i dont want to.
i am an asshole.

virtual drinking buddy

try it out sometime, it’s easy.

just point that finger at someone else, no matter whose fault it really is.

don’t take responsibilities for your own actions.

it doesn’t really matter if the person you’re blaming knows.

just keep pointing that finger, it’s easy.

i thought they quit making this wonderful nectar. thanks brooke for informing me they still have it.

edit:

i KNEW they quit making this, but was unaware that they started making it again. brooke was sooooo smart, and knew exactly what she was talking about. i was wrong, and i am sorry brooke. sorry that you’re right.

i would like the company of my friends.
i would like my friends to bring me beer.
i would like my friends to bring hamburgers and i will cook them.
i would also like my friends to bring me money.
strangers can also bring money.

so, me being the bat out of hell on my bike...i had a very close encounter today. i was sitting here playing with the site, when dax from work called me asking if i had the key to the work truck(its his mode of transportation right now), and sure enough i forgot to take it out of my pocket. it was 5 oclock, which is when fastenal closes, so i wanted to get it to him as fast as i could, seeing as im sure he was ready to go home. i took the back way, sorta through the ghetto, since chickamauga ave and rossville blvd sucks with all the lights. i was probably doing somewhere between 60 and 70(in a 30 or 35), and this car turned in front of me..sure if i wasnt going so damned fast, it wouldnt have been an issue, but i think i locked the back brakes down a little, i think i felt a small fishtail, then i had to evasively maneuver around the car, while at the same time blowing my horn. it was my fault, but i blame her too..because she turned, and was completely blocking my lane and was stopped, because what she was doing was turning around. needless to say i was a bit rattled. but i think i’ll slow it down now, especially on back roads. i need another shot, my nerves are strung out right now..and a cigarette, and maybe some good ol’ lovin from a nice female which is on her way.

other notes, been sorta playing with the site, trying to learn a little bit here and there. i’m not as good of a webmaster as geoff is, but he’s a nerd. j/k. i am too.

my birthday starts tonight at 12, so i’ll be expecting presents to start pouring in my door. and people bringing me beer and stuff. if no one does, i’ll be disappointed at the 2 people that will have read this, possibly 3. but i love you guys, and this isnt a drunk post, fyi.

ok, so i got the stuff back up to the side that somehow fell to the bottom. added some links(if anyone wants anymore added, let me know). theres a special link there too..disclaimer: you have to be 18 years old to go. heh. its taking shape slowly, but hopefully soon it will be all gravy baby.