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while most of you are familiar with h20(water), a lot of the population is not familiar with it in the form of precipitation(rain). it has a strange affect on people in this form. i’ve noticed that it makes them STUPID! or it may not even be the people..the rain could just have an affect on 50 % of the cars on the road when this dumbifying liquid falls from the heavens. and this also relates to the previous post, if you can’t drive in the rain worth a shit, move out of the fast lane, because some of us arent scared we’re going to melt if we drive normally. please. please! for the love of god, get the hell out of my way!

on another note:
i went to nashvegas this past weekend to visit john, and it was a lot of fun. neely is a great girl if you guys havnt met her yet. john, you did good w/ her, and marley is fuckin awesome too. i like it up in nashvegas, and would like to move up there if it were at all possible. theres so much to do up there. we went to a place and heard a couple of bands that neely is a groupie of(hehe) and they totally kicked ass. if you get a chance, buy their cds, The Running, and Paradise Daze. great bands, got some sublime stylie goin on. uNF. just great

you know what really grinds my gears? slow people in the fast lane. here’s a little lesson in driving folks: if there is a vehicle approaching you from behind at a faster pace than what you are moving, switch to the right lane. i like to call that the right lane. you see, they even have signs posted everynow and then stating: SLOWER TRAFFIC MOVE **RIGHT** .  i understand not everyone can read, and i’m sorry if i offend you. but jesus christ people, if a big truck is coming up from behind you and it looks like he’s not going to slow down(i’m talking about me), then get out of his way...please.  another situation that i see a lot is one car will be going slower than other traffic, and 10 cars will be pretty much as close as they can to one another...that also is an indication to move the fuck over! you have mirrors, use them. look in the reflection and see the pile of cars lined up behind you and MOVE OVER!

do you know what else really grinds my gears? making plans to do something with someone, and not following through with it. granted, i know shit comes up, and its fine if you notify the person you made plans with. but telling someone you’re going to do something an hour earlier than the time you get off from work, and then you give no word. especially if you’re the person who made the plans, at least have the decency to say something such as, “sorry, something came up i need to take care of”, and things will be ok. but if you just leave the other person lingering not knowing what the hell to do...because some people actually plan there days and whatnot. so, for instance i tell you we are going to hang out at 5pm, and then you hear nothing from me. i guess you could have been sitting around doing nothing, but chances are you might have been able to have other plans. but instead you sit around waiting for the planner of events to call. it really doesnt even matter in this issue tonight, because i found good stuff to do. i wired up an outlet for geoff’s HAMM radio stuff, and then watched “Shooter”, which is a good movie by the way.

this is wa42y signing out.

i was reading a post over atJAWC, and it made me think of something that happened at ups a couple of years ago.

ok, that sucked ass...i had typed it all in a comment box, because i didnt think it would be all that long, so then i copied it and posted a smaller comment, then came here to post what i had copied...and in doing so, i copied the link for geoff’s page(stupid), and then i went to paste the story, such as right here: http://www.justaweebitcloser.com/index.php/site/neglectfully_yours/

and thats what i got. damnit, that sucks ass! mainly because i had already tried to type it once, and was about half way done with it, and jason came back in the store, so i had to get off his computer so he could actually do work..

well, long story short(its only long because if you guys know my dad, he tells long stories..and it must be hereditary).
chris threw a next day air ENVELOPE at a driver that didn’t want to run it, and the driver freaked out and called the cops and pressed assault charges on chris. chris lost his job a couple of days, but thankfully got it back. because the guy was just ignorant. it was an ENVELOPE! less than 1 lb! its like getting hit with a paper ball. but anyway, thats the short version of the story, the other one was about 4 times longer. it just had a little more heart and soul to it. 

a lot of days when i’m here at the store by myself, i get the pallet jack out and skooter around in the store..and i’ve become quiet good at it. if i were to clock myself with radar, i would say i’m going app 15 mph at top speed, and 8 or so in corners. yes, i know this is lame, but ohhh so much fun! so i challenge each and everyone of you guys to a race. he/she who has the best time gets a free stainless steel 1/4-20 x 1” socket head cap screw, and a matching washer and bolt!  so come on with it, and bring it on!

so jason is at some manager meeting elsewhere, and dax left to make a couple of sales calls, which leaves me here alone. so i’m bored. i’m waiting on emily to call me about my house(the one i’m trying to sell). she showed it to someone last wednesday, and she said they really liked it and wanted to see it again on saturday. then she called me sunday and said they were probably going to make an offer monday, which i havnt heard about yet, and today is tuesday. but emily did just send me a text a few minutes ago saying, “Hey, i’m going to call you in a sec”. lol, i’m like great! thanks for letting me know. i guess she wanted me to be ready for some really good news. ok prob not, i’m sure she’ll be like “oh, they want to give you 10k less than what you want. hopefully it will be a good offer though, one that i can’t turn down. and THEN, this stupid house will be out of my sight, out of my mind. alright, well i just got busy, so i’m going back to work.

i just saw a camo fiddle on cmt. i guess i need to explain now what i was doing watching cmt. well, i was scrolling through the channels, and a stupid garth brooks song caught my attention because these people were dancing all crazy and shit. and then i just got to lazy to move my hand approx. 20 inches. yeah...i know. and i’ll go ahead and beat daniel to this, “i remember when i used to wear cowboy boots when i first met daniel, and had big belt buckles.” no, i never really had that attire, but thats what he always says. meg posted something on her blog awhile back, some little clips of some clay-mation. “The adventures of Mark Twain.” daniel, i think you would appreciate them most. i’m going to try to find them really quick.

found them! i prefer the beginning of the first one, and then the last two the most, but over all i enjoyed it just because it reminds me of some things that i watched as a wee lad. enjoy

as i watch “The Last Samurai”, i realize i havnt really ever heard much about it. for some reason i think i heard that it sucked. but i disagree. however, i started watching in the middle of it, but i wish i started at the beginning. maybe its just the fact that i like some ‘real’ kung fu samurai shit, rather than the jackie chan stuff. even donatello(turtle) has more ninja in him than chan. i like this movie, and i think they did a good job on this last fighting scene that ive seen. its not over yet, so it could still suck. but as of right now...i agree with tom cruises character...i would totally be a ninja too. fucking ninjas kick ass. i used to have rubber nun chucks, till i hit my balls...i threw them away.

the last legion looks good.

EEEEDDDDDIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!

FUCKING BULLSHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK?? ITS ONLY FUCKING FAIR TO PLAY FUCKING FAIR!! 

P.S. this blog is rated pg13, i think.

p.s.s. i hate sad fucking endings. damn you tom cruise, damn you! couldnt you have sexual relations with that chick you made eyes with the whole movie? you know, the one that you killed her hubby?

who knows? i never can understand why people do the things they do. it seems like often i bend over backwards for people, so that they will end up ahead. but often i notice i get fucked over. hank hill just said “its about knowing the difference between right and wrong”.  sounds about right. i mean, how to people not see right and wrong? 

so this is how the day went yesterday:
i got to ride along with scott(supervisor) and deliver things. i didnt get to drive any, because my license was expired, which i didnt really care to. its a lot better just sitting in the passenger seat and let someone else figure out where to go next. it was hot. i worked a little over 12 hours, which isnt anything special, just throwing it in there. i was having dinner with brooke, so i was ready to get off work. so anyway, i go home, take a shower, get ready, go pick up brooke, drive to chilis, sit down, and the waitress came.

she asked what we wanted to drink. by the way, i had been craving a nice cold beer all day long. i could taste it more and more after every stop. my heart was set on it.

so, now that i’m sitting at the dinner table, with that one beer on my mind, she asked for our drinks. brooke ordered her beer, since it was 2 for 1 i said id just drink one of those. gave the waitress my id, and she said “sir, this id is expired.”.  my life flashed before my eyes, my heart sank to the bottom of the ocean, tears formed in my eyes like when they shot ol’ yellar. i was baffled, i didnt know what to do! i wanted my beer!

i hope that painted a picture for you good enough. however, i snuck drinks from brookes beers while the waitress wasnt around...so i still got my beer, plus one more. so it turned out good after all.

so today, i went and renewed my license so ups will let me drive again.

i did a little tweakin to the site, and made it a little more “manly”. good idea brooke, i think everyone will like the change.

so, after my fat ass is getting lazier, and what not, i’m going to do the navy seals workout that geoff is doing.

i got this thing i consider my only art of fucking people over.

will someone bring me some food here in a little bit when i’m hungry?
i have no way of doing anything in return, mainly because i dont want to.
i am an asshole.

virtual drinking buddy

try it out sometime, it’s easy.

just point that finger at someone else, no matter whose fault it really is.

don’t take responsibilities for your own actions.

it doesn’t really matter if the person you’re blaming knows.

just keep pointing that finger, it’s easy.

i thought they quit making this wonderful nectar. thanks brooke for informing me they still have it.

edit:

i KNEW they quit making this, but was unaware that they started making it again. brooke was sooooo smart, and knew exactly what she was talking about. i was wrong, and i am sorry brooke. sorry that you’re right.