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i did a little tweakin to the site, and made it a little more “manly”. good idea brooke, i think everyone will like the change.

so, after my fat ass is getting lazier, and what not, i’m going to do the navy seals workout that geoff is doing.

i got this thing i consider my only art of fucking people over.

will someone bring me some food here in a little bit when i’m hungry?
i have no way of doing anything in return, mainly because i dont want to.
i am an asshole.

virtual drinking buddy

try it out sometime, it’s easy.

just point that finger at someone else, no matter whose fault it really is.

don’t take responsibilities for your own actions.

it doesn’t really matter if the person you’re blaming knows.

just keep pointing that finger, it’s easy.

i thought they quit making this wonderful nectar. thanks brooke for informing me they still have it.

edit:

i KNEW they quit making this, but was unaware that they started making it again. brooke was sooooo smart, and knew exactly what she was talking about. i was wrong, and i am sorry brooke. sorry that you’re right.

i would like the company of my friends.
i would like my friends to bring me beer.
i would like my friends to bring hamburgers and i will cook them.
i would also like my friends to bring me money.
strangers can also bring money.

so, me being the bat out of hell on my bike...i had a very close encounter today. i was sitting here playing with the site, when dax from work called me asking if i had the key to the work truck(its his mode of transportation right now), and sure enough i forgot to take it out of my pocket. it was 5 oclock, which is when fastenal closes, so i wanted to get it to him as fast as i could, seeing as im sure he was ready to go home. i took the back way, sorta through the ghetto, since chickamauga ave and rossville blvd sucks with all the lights. i was probably doing somewhere between 60 and 70(in a 30 or 35), and this car turned in front of me..sure if i wasnt going so damned fast, it wouldnt have been an issue, but i think i locked the back brakes down a little, i think i felt a small fishtail, then i had to evasively maneuver around the car, while at the same time blowing my horn. it was my fault, but i blame her too..because she turned, and was completely blocking my lane and was stopped, because what she was doing was turning around. needless to say i was a bit rattled. but i think i’ll slow it down now, especially on back roads. i need another shot, my nerves are strung out right now..and a cigarette, and maybe some good ol’ lovin from a nice female which is on her way.

other notes, been sorta playing with the site, trying to learn a little bit here and there. i’m not as good of a webmaster as geoff is, but he’s a nerd. j/k. i am too.

my birthday starts tonight at 12, so i’ll be expecting presents to start pouring in my door. and people bringing me beer and stuff. if no one does, i’ll be disappointed at the 2 people that will have read this, possibly 3. but i love you guys, and this isnt a drunk post, fyi.

ok, so i got the stuff back up to the side that somehow fell to the bottom. added some links(if anyone wants anymore added, let me know). theres a special link there too..disclaimer: you have to be 18 years old to go. heh. its taking shape slowly, but hopefully soon it will be all gravy baby.

hello there, this is brett, reporting semi-live. ok, enough of that shit, someone bring me some chili, and an onion..i think i’m out of ketchup, bbq sauce, and mustard also.. so if you don’t mind...just bring that right over.

next on the agenda:  who’s ready for another shot?

me! brb

so now that a shot is done. what else...nothing.  i have nothing. nothing at all. babble babble, another shot.

nothing else, bring the above supplies for my hotdogs. done.

title=rolling stones: you can’t always get what you want.

i dont know about the “profound” part, but geoff was right about drunken posts. this song always pops up at the most random times...the times where it makes sense.  odd, but makes so much sense. why is it that we we want something we can’t have..? but it’s ok, because we “get what you need”. perfect.

everything is nostalgic. the past runs our lives. run, i say, RUN! wheres all this new shit? done. and rachel, i dont care if you like this or not, and neither do the beastie boys, mofo.

my email wont connect to pop and smtp. damnit. good job brett, getting a website and all. oh, and my ftp doesnt work either, i cant believe i’m paying for this

well, as none of you know yet, other than geoffrey, i now have a website. ive got big plans for this thing, i think the main thing will be pay pal, so you can all deposit your money into my pockets