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a lot of days when i’m here at the store by myself, i get the pallet jack out and skooter around in the store..and i’ve become quiet good at it. if i were to clock myself with radar, i would say i’m going app 15 mph at top speed, and 8 or so in corners. yes, i know this is lame, but ohhh so much fun! so i challenge each and everyone of you guys to a race. he/she who has the best time gets a free stainless steel 1/4-20 x 1” socket head cap screw, and a matching washer and bolt!  so come on with it, and bring it on!

so jason is at some manager meeting elsewhere, and dax left to make a couple of sales calls, which leaves me here alone. so i’m bored. i’m waiting on emily to call me about my house(the one i’m trying to sell). she showed it to someone last wednesday, and she said they really liked it and wanted to see it again on saturday. then she called me sunday and said they were probably going to make an offer monday, which i havnt heard about yet, and today is tuesday. but emily did just send me a text a few minutes ago saying, “Hey, i’m going to call you in a sec”. lol, i’m like great! thanks for letting me know. i guess she wanted me to be ready for some really good news. ok prob not, i’m sure she’ll be like “oh, they want to give you 10k less than what you want. hopefully it will be a good offer though, one that i can’t turn down. and THEN, this stupid house will be out of my sight, out of my mind. alright, well i just got busy, so i’m going back to work.

i just saw a camo fiddle on cmt. i guess i need to explain now what i was doing watching cmt. well, i was scrolling through the channels, and a stupid garth brooks song caught my attention because these people were dancing all crazy and shit. and then i just got to lazy to move my hand approx. 20 inches. yeah...i know. and i’ll go ahead and beat daniel to this, “i remember when i used to wear cowboy boots when i first met daniel, and had big belt buckles.” no, i never really had that attire, but thats what he always says. meg posted something on her blog awhile back, some little clips of some clay-mation. “The adventures of Mark Twain.” daniel, i think you would appreciate them most. i’m going to try to find them really quick.

found them! i prefer the beginning of the first one, and then the last two the most, but over all i enjoyed it just because it reminds me of some things that i watched as a wee lad. enjoy

as i watch “The Last Samurai”, i realize i havnt really ever heard much about it. for some reason i think i heard that it sucked. but i disagree. however, i started watching in the middle of it, but i wish i started at the beginning. maybe its just the fact that i like some ‘real’ kung fu samurai shit, rather than the jackie chan stuff. even donatello(turtle) has more ninja in him than chan. i like this movie, and i think they did a good job on this last fighting scene that ive seen. its not over yet, so it could still suck. but as of right now...i agree with tom cruises character...i would totally be a ninja too. fucking ninjas kick ass. i used to have rubber nun chucks, till i hit my balls...i threw them away.

the last legion looks good.

EEEEDDDDDIIIIIIITTTTTT!!!!!!!

FUCKING BULLSHIT!! WHAT THE FUCK?? ITS ONLY FUCKING FAIR TO PLAY FUCKING FAIR!! 

P.S. this blog is rated pg13, i think.

p.s.s. i hate sad fucking endings. damn you tom cruise, damn you! couldnt you have sexual relations with that chick you made eyes with the whole movie? you know, the one that you killed her hubby?

who knows? i never can understand why people do the things they do. it seems like often i bend over backwards for people, so that they will end up ahead. but often i notice i get fucked over. hank hill just said “its about knowing the difference between right and wrong”.  sounds about right. i mean, how to people not see right and wrong? 

so this is how the day went yesterday:
i got to ride along with scott(supervisor) and deliver things. i didnt get to drive any, because my license was expired, which i didnt really care to. its a lot better just sitting in the passenger seat and let someone else figure out where to go next. it was hot. i worked a little over 12 hours, which isnt anything special, just throwing it in there. i was having dinner with brooke, so i was ready to get off work. so anyway, i go home, take a shower, get ready, go pick up brooke, drive to chilis, sit down, and the waitress came.

she asked what we wanted to drink. by the way, i had been craving a nice cold beer all day long. i could taste it more and more after every stop. my heart was set on it.

so, now that i’m sitting at the dinner table, with that one beer on my mind, she asked for our drinks. brooke ordered her beer, since it was 2 for 1 i said id just drink one of those. gave the waitress my id, and she said “sir, this id is expired.”.  my life flashed before my eyes, my heart sank to the bottom of the ocean, tears formed in my eyes like when they shot ol’ yellar. i was baffled, i didnt know what to do! i wanted my beer!

i hope that painted a picture for you good enough. however, i snuck drinks from brookes beers while the waitress wasnt around...so i still got my beer, plus one more. so it turned out good after all.

so today, i went and renewed my license so ups will let me drive again.